I know that most of my fans will wonder how a wonderful man like I entertains himself when not engaged in meaningless posts. Well today started rather well, as I was served buttered soldiers and alphabetti spagetti in bed (of course all the w's had been removed) and after such a sumptious repast I decided to face the day!
After a quick bath with Matey (bubbles off course) - not a passing choir boy - I dressed in my favourite outfit: fishnet stockings, a crown and purple cape. I looked rather ravishing!
Then I decided to drive the old motor out to Pewsey to look at some old balls (rocks near the church). Of course I know my claims for their history is ridiculous, but I am the great Littlestone and can put whatever I want one the T.M.A. After all I am the most important man on the planet!
Well after such a tiring day out I decided to go home for some turkey twizzlers and a curly-wurly, then it was up the wooden hill to Bedfordshire as I was oh so tired after such a wonderful adventure.
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