Clubbing

I know I posted about my forthcoming Avebury MegaMeet event on Thursday's blog entry (be there in June you lot, I'm going to be there), but most of you are probably wondering why I have been absent this last month, so I'll tell you.

The noble Japanese Whaling fleet didn't quite get its whale quota this year, so I flew out to Japan to make sure I had my order in for the year. Once there I took a short course and visited my favourite geisha girls and boys and once whale meat shipping back to Blighty had been arranged, I decided to go clubbing so I flew out to Canada and bought myself a brand new club with a shiny 9 inch steel nail in the end. I had a wonderful week clubbing and managed to aquire 250 seal cubs which will keep me in furs this winter and also allows me to stock up on fatty blubber.

Talking of which, when I arrived back in the UK I found I had missed Jane's birthday so I hotfooted my way over to Oxford to give her the chance to give me a Warty knob gobble. And this year Timmy made a series of sketches of his wife in action. After she had finished she took over the sketch pad and filled in the colours that Timmy had so thoughtfully numbered for her while I gave Timmy his tiny pee pee suck, which only took a minute for both to be completed.

I will post a copy of the water coloured painting here in due course.

Now that I am back, it's time to check the internet forums that worship me now that I have cleared out those unwise enough to bask in my magnificense.

I have taken another course while in Japan and am now fully qualified in Sneering so watch out for my wonderfull sneering posts on my fave websites in the coming month.

All hail Me!

Avebury Megameet - for Jane, Thelma and other fine Ladies

Just a reminder that this year's Avebury Megameet will be on Sunday, 29 June.

Weather permitting we meet up somewhere close to the Cove at around noon. Nothing particular planned, just turn up and meet likeminded people, share photos, experiences, ideas etc. Good idea to bring something to sit on and something to eat and drink as well if you want. If the weather's poor we meet in the large front bar at the Red Lion.

There's also a little freebie for everyone this year. Mr Goffik's got the details but is keeping mum until the day.

Those of you interested in the meeting and talking to me can contact me by email for further information. Please excuse any of the stupid ladies who I recently insulted via email who might be there (they obviously deserved what they got). When they arrive, with some of their friends, it should at least make for a more entertaining day. You will then see how easy I find it is to insult women, but it will be quite open for you all to watch, and laugh, instead of me keeping it in my private messages. Let us hope the stupid ladies concerned (they can't help it) are strong enough to deal with me, instead of acting like the conwardly creatures they tend to be. I know that you'll all be on my side. If their associates take offence with me I expect the rest of you to stand up and defend me. Let us all have a good day!

Look forward to seeing of all you all there, especially the new faces.