Clubbing

I know I posted about my forthcoming Avebury MegaMeet event on Thursday's blog entry (be there in June you lot, I'm going to be there), but most of you are probably wondering why I have been absent this last month, so I'll tell you.

The noble Japanese Whaling fleet didn't quite get its whale quota this year, so I flew out to Japan to make sure I had my order in for the year. Once there I took a short course and visited my favourite geisha girls and boys and once whale meat shipping back to Blighty had been arranged, I decided to go clubbing so I flew out to Canada and bought myself a brand new club with a shiny 9 inch steel nail in the end. I had a wonderful week clubbing and managed to aquire 250 seal cubs which will keep me in furs this winter and also allows me to stock up on fatty blubber.

Talking of which, when I arrived back in the UK I found I had missed Jane's birthday so I hotfooted my way over to Oxford to give her the chance to give me a Warty knob gobble. And this year Timmy made a series of sketches of his wife in action. After she had finished she took over the sketch pad and filled in the colours that Timmy had so thoughtfully numbered for her while I gave Timmy his tiny pee pee suck, which only took a minute for both to be completed.

I will post a copy of the water coloured painting here in due course.

Now that I am back, it's time to check the internet forums that worship me now that I have cleared out those unwise enough to bask in my magnificense.

I have taken another course while in Japan and am now fully qualified in Sneering so watch out for my wonderfull sneering posts on my fave websites in the coming month.

All hail Me!